"""Dancing With the Stars"" May As Well Be Dancing on Mars - Hello is Anybody Home?"," And, I certainly wouldn't want anybody to see me dancing with that group of people which would show me up and make me look bad. Even though, I am a white guy, and you already know I have no rhythm, I am a decent dancer, but next to those folks, the stars, it's really no contest. Perhaps, it is all this new fangled reality TV contest type shows, or the new American Idol format that has everyone watching ""Dancing with Stars"" but still, I really don't want to watch people embarrass themselves on TV, that doesn't make me feel any better, and it doesn't make me feel special. May I ask you a personal question; why on earth do you watch that show anyway? ""Hello, Is Anyone Home?"" The other day, I went over to a neighbor's house to say ""hi"" and they wouldn't come to the door they just yelled, ""Come on in!"" So, I did and they were watching ""Dancing with the Stars,"" and I started laughing, and they told me ""Come on in and check this out. As far as I'm concerned that show is so silly, I had to write this article and laugh at you too; because I know you're watching it, don't lie! . WHAT'S UP
